No work no job

A company wanted to make great changes and improve their business, so they hired a new CEO. He was determined to really improve the discipline, reward the hard-working and fire those, who don’t match the expectations.

So, he was walking around in the workshop and ran into a guy, doing nothing and leaning against the wall. Since he was determined to make a statement and show other workers that he is no joke, he approached the guy:

CEO: “How much do you earn?”
Guy: “About $250 per week. Why?”
CEO: “Here’s $1000 and don’t come back!”

The guy takes the money and leaves. Then the CEO yells out loud:
CEO: “Who was that guy, doing nothing?!”
One of the workers: “That guy just brought pizzas!”