Married couple wants a divorce

A middle-aged married couple filed a divorce and are currently fighting about a child custody in front of the judge. A woman presents all of her arguments to keep the child, including the famous sentences: ‘I brought this child to the world. He grew inside me, I took care of him from the beginning…’.

But the man didn’t give up, so judge asked him to provide arguments of his own. After a little thought he asked the judge: ‘Your honor, if I put a quarter in a vending machine and a can of Pepsi comes out – who is the owner of the can? Me or the machine?’