Adult jokes-Cheesy pick up lines

1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

6. You are so fine that I'd eat your sh*t just to see where it came from.

7. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

8. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go f*ck.

9. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that a*s!

10. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

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