Hilarious jokes-Spending Stimulus cheque wisely

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the Australian Economy by spending your stimulus cheque wisely:

If you spend the stimulus money at Coles, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka .

If you spend it on petrol, your money will go to the Arabs.

If you purchase a computer, it will go to India, Taiwan or China .

If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.

If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea ..

If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan ..

If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in Australia by:

1) Spending it at garage sales.

2) Going to the football.
3) Spending it on pr*stitutes or
4) Beer or
5) Tattoos.

Conclusion:
Go to a footy game with a tattooed pr*stitute that you met at a garage-sale and drink beer all day!