Doctor and Patient

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient: Well, you might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor: I'm afraid the lab called with your test results. They said you only have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible! WHAT on earth could be WORSE news?

Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday

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