Funny jokes-More TSA slogans

- TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'

- You were a virgin.

- We handle more packages than the USPS

- The TSA isn't silly, they just want to inspect your willy.

- Stroke of the hand, law of the land.

- No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem.

- Let your fingers do the Walking.

- Bend Over And Cough

- Reach out and touch someone.

- Can you feel me now?

- When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette

- TSA - Thousands Standing Around