Really funny jokes-You must be a redneck

You must be a redneck if

* You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
* You can spit without opening your mouth.
* You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
* Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
* You sit on your roof at Christmas time hoping to fill your deer quota.
* You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.