Health jokes-You're Still Drinking Too Much Coffee When:

You're Still Drinking Too Much Coffee When:

*You speed walk in your sleep.

*You have a bumper sticker that says: "Coffee drinkers are good in the sack."

*You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

*The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.

*You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."

*You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.

*Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

*You chew on other people's fingernails.

*The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

*Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's coffee."

*Cocaine is a downer.

*You buy milk by the barrel.

*You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug.

*You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

*You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

*You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.