Funny Redneck jokes-Assorted

You might be a Redneck if

* The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
* Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
* You thought the Unabomber was a wrestler.
* You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
* You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
* Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home.